Rules, Sins, Virtues, Gods and more of The Church of EMACS according to The
Gospel of Prophet Antony
Hierarchy of the Church
GODS - Creates Free ideas, software and hardware from emptiness and
likes to be flattered through prayers.
DEMIGODS - Capable of proving that NP problems and P problems are the
same (NP=P), writes free software for to prove it and tries to
alleviate the bullying nature of GODS by distributing the ideas
of GODS freely.
They still insist on flattering GODS through prayers and defends
the bullying of GODS.
SAINTS - Writes Free software using Free software tools.
SEMI SAINTS - Use lots of Free software and believes in the church
of EMACS but signed NDAs or agreed to proprietary software licenses.
PROPHETS - selected by ALMIGHTY(One of the GODS) to reveal his thoughts
LAITY - does not care about NDAs or proprietary software licenses but
BUZZWORDS to show that he is capable of grasping BUZZWORDS.
Sinners - Insist on using devil's software, believing that it is
of superior quality.
Devils - Creating NDAs and proprietory software licenses to entangle
humanity in their net
Examples of Devils
Evil Empire: Microsoft
Lucifer: Bill Gates
Evil Countries: SUN, HP, ORACLE etc..
Other major Devil leaders: Scott Mcnalley, Larry Ellison etc..
CONFESSION AND REPENTANCE
Please take some time to think about yourself. You can repent
and confess at any time by visiting our
CONFESSION CENTER which is open
7 days a week, 24 hours a day.
Rules for repentance (This is the only important principle of THE CHURCH
$10 for each invocation of a proprietory licensed software.
$1000 for each NDA you signed.
$10000 for each NDA you participated in creating.
$10000000 for each NDA you wrote.
$100 for each proprietary software license you agreed to.
$1000 for each proprietary software license you participated in
$10000 for each proprietary software license you are responsible
All your sins will be forgiven if you develop a major new Free
Warning: Taking THE CHURCH OF EMACS seriously is hazardous to your
health; especially MENTAL HEALTH.
in the GNU Humor Collection.
The Free Software Foundation claims no copyrights on this joke.
Return to GNU's home page.
Please send FSF & GNU inquiries & questions to
There are also other ways to
contact the FSF.
Please send comments on these web pages to
send other questions to
8 Jan 2000 jonas