Happiness is a bash prompt -- Based on the Beatles song Happiness is a Warm GunIt's not a prompt that misses much Do do do do do do- oh yea! It's well acquainted with the touch that makes a good shell Like a butler on the terminal The process in the list that forks all the time Spawns another, forks again Writing to the disk I don't know what Working overtime A soap impression of a virus on a UNIX box The regex gets him every time I need a fix 'cause I'm leaking RAM Swapping out my bytes to the disk I need a fix 'cause I'm leaking RAM X server's using up my RAM X server's using up my RAM X server's using up my RAM X server's using up my RAM Happiness is a bash prompt Happiness is a bash prompt, mama When I ssh into your domain And I feel my finger on the return key I know nobody can do me no harm Because happiness is a bash prompt, mama Happiness is a bash prompt -Yes it is. Happiness is a prompt, yes it is... Bash! Well don't ya know that happiness is a bash prompt, mama?
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Updated: 10 Oct 2001 chsong